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12
Jul

Media Memoir – The first book I’ve read

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*** This story was written as an assignment for journalism class, when my teacher asked us to write our first memory with media. I just want to share with you guys :-)

I was 4 when I first learnt how to read. To celebrate that, my uncle decided to show us, my 6-year-old brother and me, his old book collection and let us pick any book we liked. My brother chose first. He picked a series of about 60 Japanese comic books; and I picked a handbook titled: "Funny quotes of 60 GREATEST MEN". My family made a fuss about it. They were all like: "Wow, she is only 4 but already inspired by great men." I couldn’t tell them that I picked the book just because there wasn’t any comic book left, and this handbook was the shortest one I could pick.

Since my family was so obsessed by the idea that I’d also become great one day, they subscribed me a lot of newspapers to read. I wasn’t very happy with that idea. Name me any alive normal human being that was interested in reading newspapers at 4! But I didn’t want to lose the potato chips my Mom bought to improve my reading session either! So I pretended that I read something. The only page I read was the funny stories section.

As I read more and more, I aspired to write funny stories. After few first attempts, I was foisted with the talent of creating funny stories that can make nobody laugh. I almost gave up when I got my first piece of writing published. It earned me 50.000VND, equivalent to around 3USD at that time, which was enough for me to buy potato chips for the whole month. I realized that the easiest source for ideas was what my great Grandma said when she watched TV. My favorite was when she complained: "People in the TV are so rude. They looked at me, I said Hi to them but they didn’t even reply." or when she complimented: "TV is great. If you shut down the image, it sounds exactly like a radio."

Soon enough, people started to recognize me as a funny person. Sometimes it’s cool, like when you in a gathering and you can make everybody laugh. But sometimes it’s not. I remember when my best friend told me that he was sexually harassed by a gay, as usual, I made a joke to cheer him up :"Look at the bright side, you are so hot that even a gay wants you." He didn’t talk to me for a week.

However, no matter how much potato chips I could buy with my funny career, I never thought that it’d lead to anything serious. But it did! I started to hang out with media people and they encouraged me to write, I mean, serious writing. They gave me an assignment to cover the story of a girl who was heavily abused by her own parents. The story was shocking, the pictures were terrifying. It was an unforgettable experience to see for the first time that my writing can make people cry instead of laughing.

This was when I realized the power of writing. It can make people cry, it can make people laugh, and it can make me indulge myself in. I write more and more, and now I’m writing my first book. I used to wonder what would happen if I didn’t pick that random book at the first place; but now it doesn’t matter anymore. I love writing, that’s all, and I will continue doing so as long as it still helps me buy potato chips. J/k :P

22
Apr

Boyfriend application

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First, a little bit about myself. I’m 20 and I’m awesome. Check out my About page for more information, lazy bum.

As I’m growing up and my life is expanding, there is an opening position that I need a guy to fill up. It’s called “boyfriend”. To be honest, I’m kinda sick of wasting my time with wrong ones. To save time of both, I’ve made a list of mandatory criteria that I’m looking for in a guy. And because I’m too shy to ask my friends, I put it on my blog to make it a fair game for everyone.

Here you go:

1. You must be born male physically & mentally. Fans of Justin Bierber, Jonas Brothers, Super Junior & other Korean boybands are not counted.
2. You must be born between 1980 and 1990. This is a kid free zone - kids & those who have kids are not allowed.
3. You must be single, I mean not married.
4. All your parts must be working properly and have at least 3 year warranty. Further testing will be conducted.
5. Your height must be between 1m75 and 1m82 (between 5ft9 and 6ft). Too tall guys make me look like a retard and hurt my neck when talking.
6. Your waistline must be smaller than your bustline.
7. You must not be a drug user. Weed(s) is not considered as drug.
8. You must not have STD, cancer, lepsory, other deadly or epidemic diseases.
9. You must have a Facebook account.
10. You must use Internet on a daily basic. I know there are a lot of normal human beings can survive without Internet, but to have me share my life with you, you’d better have broadband connection.
11. You must play at least one sport frequently. Chess and PS are not counted. Weight lifting will scare me away.
12. You must be using a smart phone. LG “smart” phones are not counted. They are stupid.
13. You must know proper dress code to wear in certain occasions. Oh well, it’s ok if you know but you don’t want to wear like that.
14. You must know how to play poker or billiard.
15. You must know how to swim because I don’t.
16. You must be a good kisser.
17. You must be financially independent from your family. Again, it’s a KID FREE ZONE.
18. You must not want to marry me.
19. You must have a brain and it must be working.
20. You must have good sense of humor. If you read this post and get pissed, sorry you’re not qualified.

If you meet all those criteria above, please contact me immediately with a picture of yourself taken in the last 3 months. If you don’t, pick up your phone, call your Mom or you can bookmark this page and get back to me later when you meet all the requirements.

Thank you very much for your interest. Only successful candidates will receive a response.

All the best,

11
Jun

A girl’s story

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It was a boring afternoon so I decided to do something fun, and well, here is the result :D Check it out if you have time.

A girl’s story.
Written by Chip
Model: Chip

9
Dec

Girls are great

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A message from a Malaysian friend.
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”