First, a little bit about myself. I’m 20 and I’m awesome. Check out my About page for more information, lazy bum.

As I’m growing up and my life is expanding, there is an opening position that I need a guy to fill up. It’s called “boyfriend”. To be honest, I’m kinda sick of wasting my time with wrong ones. To save time of both, I’ve made a list of mandatory criteria that I’m looking for in a guy. And because I’m too shy to ask my friends, I put it on my blog to make it a fair game for everyone.

Here you go:

1. You must be born male physically & mentally. Fans of Justin Bierber, Jonas Brothers, Super Junior & other Korean boybands are not counted.
2. You must be born between 1980 and 1990. This is a kid free zone – kids & those who have kids are not allowed.
3. You must be single, I mean not married.
4. All your parts must be working properly and have at least 3 year warranty. Further testing will be conducted.
5. Your height must be between 1m75 and 1m82 (between 5ft9 and 6ft). Too tall guys make me look like a retard and hurt my neck when talking.
6. Your waistline must be smaller than your bustline.
7. You must not be a drug user. Weed(s) is not considered as drug.
8. You must not have STD, cancer, leprosy, other deadly or epidemic diseases.
9. You must have a Facebook account.
10. You must use Internet on a daily basis. I know there are a lot of normal human beings can survive without Internet, but to have me share my life with you, you’d better have broadband connection.
11. You must play at least one sport frequently. Chess and PS are not counted. Weight lifting will scare me away.
12. You must be using a smart phone. LG “smart” phones are not counted. They are stupid.
13. You must know proper dress code to wear in certain occasions. Oh well, it’s ok if you know but you don’t want to wear like that.
14. You must know how to play poker or billiard.
15. You must know how to swim because I don’t.
16. You must be a good kisser.
17. You must be financially independent from your family. Again, it’s a KID FREE ZONE.
18. You must not want to marry me.
19. You must have a brain and it must be working.
20. You must have good sense of humor. If you read this post and get pissed, sorry you’re not qualified.

If you meet all those criteria above, please contact me immediately with a picture of yourself taken in the last 3 months. If you don’t, pick up your phone, call your Mom or you can bookmark this page and get back to me later when you meet all the requirements.

Thank you very much for your interest. Only successful candidates will receive a response.

All the best,